at least someone does!!
(Source: brainfried)
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
if you had to choose between living in the pokemon universe and world peace who would your starter be
(Source: baddroid)
jbww:
In 8th grade Health class I was told that if someone gives their stuff away, it may be a sign that they’re suicidal. In this case, however, I really really just want you to have this hand painted guitar from me and @espguitars. Go to @theallstarstour’s Facebook page and share their profile pic. That’s all it takes… but here’s the catch; if you win, promise me the first thing you’ll do is learn “Funk 49” by the James Gang. I’m serious. Promise me. Then play it at a talent show and flip off the principal. Even if you’re 30. These are my conditions. Good luck to you all.
(Source: niknak79)
this emoji explains how I feel about everything
(Source: drunkchan)
*Shakes fist at adulthood*
I kinda don’t mind Such Gold
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